Saturday night I went to see Demetri Martin. If you've never heard of him, he's a comedian, had a show on Comedy Central called "Important Things with Demetri Martin" and even has a book now.
He is hilarious! Someone's phone went off near the stage and he kept joking around about it and even called this lady's son who kept calling and left him a long voicemail. How amazing would that be to check your voicemail and have a message from a comedian?!
Anyway, here's a video of some of his old standup and his famous "large pad". Enjoy and have a laugh!