Sunday, May 31, 2009

Shut up!

"OMG, I'm so fatttt."

I can't even begin to count how many times I've heard this sentence come out of girl's my age's mouths or heard that they are spreading this around. And newsflash, not one of these girls probably tops over 150 pounds. And it makes me mad. I always wonder if those girls know that everyone else knows they are simply fishing for compliments.

This idea started out as a way to say to girls that we are all beautiful and that you should love yourself no matter what, but I am getting requests to be a bit more sassy... so here goes. To all those girls who are a size 2 and complain constantly about being fat. I do not have any advice for you. I am not going to tell you that you are beautiful. Instead, I think I will tell you to...


This pretty much goes to all complainers out there. Sure, we all complain and it can't be stopped but I have encountered more than a few "Debbie Downers" and I can say I am thoroughly sick of their antics. You know, it's really freaking fantastic that your job sucks, your home life sucks, your boyfriend (and/or) husband is a jerk, your friends are all ditching you, and there's dramadramadrama. But really, just because I am succumbed to spend my hours listening to you and can't get away, doesn't mean I really care about your life story and how terrible it is.

So to all those skinny girls who just want everyone to fawn over them and tell them how skinny they are, please stop saying that you're fat. If you really were, an obnoxious child would have probably told you by now. Complainers in general, please go join some sort of complainer/"Debbie Downer" cult and stay away from the rest of us who try to live a happy, normal life. Thanks.


  1. Wow! Who wound you up?

  2. Well I was all ready to write the usual entry but Bob keeps bugging me to be more "punchy" so I thought I'd give it a try... plus you probably know what complainer I saw yesterday.


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